Like Aspirine
For Landlords
Property management so smooth, your problems called to apologize.
Owning rentals shouldn't feel like a full-time job. We make it lighter, smarter, and way more chill.
Dear Landlord,
I get it.
Managing rentals can be a total beast.
Like tryna buy Bitcoin for the first time kind of a beast.
You thought this was passive income, right? PASSIVE!
You probably up late,
Staring at the ceiling thinking 'bout your tenant —
Like his whole mission in life is to test your blood pressure.
And wondering why your hair going grey faster than your coffee gettin' cold.
Getting pulled in every direction...
Should I upgrade the kitchen to HGTV-level awesome?
Start hostin' virtual tours like a Hollywood director?
Become the property game guru on TikTok?
Blast Facebook Marketplace till my thumbs bleed?
Tenant portals? nah, just a fancy way to click 'still late.
Another lease turnover? Aaaanother one talking 'bout paint colors!
Endless maintenance requests? That toilet got more drama than Netflix!
And yeah — vendors disappear quicker than Uber surge prices at the airport.
It's exhausting.
Most landlords come down with a bad case of "I-Can-Do-It-Myself-itis."
They tryna do it all.
End up tangled and overwhelmed like a pair of cheap headphones.
We call this clown show "Rent & Regret."
Messy.
Stressful.
And we'd rather surf with sharks than manage properties like that.
But this ain't about us…
It's about you.
You here 'cause your property management ain't givin' you that winnin' feelin'.
Maybe you brand new (no worries — we got your back).
Or maybe you already crushin' it but still cravin' more.
More stability.
More cash flow.
More freedom.
More epic vacations sipping margaritas on sunny beaches.
More time for the good stuff with the people you love.
Whatever your "more" look like…
It all starts right here, right now.
Take action below.
This company's so wild, even Polymarket wouldn't bet against us.
The only thing crazier than our guarantees is how fast your headaches disappear.
You ever seen a property run so smooth it looks automated? That's us. We take chaos and turn it into rhythm. The midnight texts, the broken faucets, the tenants who swear "it was like that when we moved in" — all of it handled. You just check your deposits, sip your coffee, and wonder why you ever tried doing this the hard way.
We're not here to play it safe. We built this system for landlords who are tired of babysitting their assets, tired of waiting on replies, tired of promises that sound good but never hit. Our formula works because it's built for speed, clarity, and peace of mind. If we ever fall short, you shoot a text or an email — that month's on us. No drama, no fine print, just accountability that feels almost illegal in this business.
Here's what you'll never worry about again:
- Unanswered calls, texts, or emails: We hit back within 24 hours, always.
- Maintenance delays: Handled in under 48 hours — tenants chill, your property stays solid.
- Late rent collections: Payments land within five days of due date, period.
- Bad tenants: Our screening's tighter than a Vegas security checkpoint.
- Messy accounting: Full transparency, every report, every dollar, crystal clear.
- Legal chaos: We stay locked on Nevada regs so you don't even have to think about it.
You built something worth protecting — we just make it run smoother, faster, and quieter. That's not hype. That's just how we operate.
What We Handle
Everything. So you don't have to.
Tenant Screening
Background checks, credit verification, and rental history analysis. We find tenants who pay on time and respect your property.
Rent Collection
Automated rent collection, late payment enforcement, and direct deposits. Your money, on time, every time.
Maintenance Coordination
24/7 maintenance requests, vetted contractors, and emergency response. We handle the 3 AM calls, not you.
Property Inspections
Regular inspections, detailed reports, and proactive issue identification. Catch problems before they become expensive disasters.
Legal Compliance
Lease agreements, eviction processes, and Nevada landlord-tenant law compliance. We keep you protected and legal.
Financial Reporting
Monthly statements, expense tracking, and tax-ready documentation. Know exactly where every dollar goes.
Why 5% Instead of 10%?
Because we're not here to bleed you dry. Most property managers charge 10% and deliver 50% effort. We charge half and deliver double.
Our tech stack does the heavy lifting. Automated systems, AI-powered screening, and streamlined processes mean we work smarter, not harder — and you save thousands.
Volume plays. We manage more properties, so we can charge less per door while still crushing it. It's math that works in your favor.
The Math Is Simple
See exactly how much you save
Industry Standard
Grand Prix Realty
You Save $1,200/year
Per property. Every single year.
Got Multiple Properties?
Saved with 5 properties
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Ready to Stop Losing Money?
Let's talk about your properties. No pressure, just real numbers.
No setup fees. No hidden charges. Just 5% and exceptional service.